Bobbio's Missing key

Before the creation of Alter-snort , before the creation of Bobby John's survey,

There was Bobbio!

Confused? Here's some context:

When I was a wee lad in the fifth and sixth grade, a former friend of mine wrote a short story called "The Adventures of Morty." This short and gross book centered around a dumb baby named Morty and his Rich adopted father.

The story while never finished and filled with toilet humor, it somewhat inspired me to write my own crazy story, and that story was "Bobbio's Missing Key."

The book (or shall I say all four books) are a classic tale of the battle between good and evil. 

Bobbio, a fat bald headed man with a unibrow and a tank top that barely covers his big fat hairy belly, is our Anti-hero. 

Oliver, a genius who is literally an olive with hairy caveman-like arms and feet, is our villain. 

Dillion, a skinny man in a tuxedo with long spiky hair, is Bobbio's sidekick and best friend in the whole wide world. 

And Oliver's only son, Oliver.Jr, who's just Oliver but half the size and wears a propeller hat.

All four books are bad, filled with tons and tons of grammatical errors, punctuation errors, you name it! Errors aside, I shared the stories with all of my classmates, along with my former friend. 

And by the end of the sixth grade, Bobbio became more remembered than Morty and his dad.

SO WHAT THE HELL IS INCLUDED?

In this download, you'll receive an .ODT file (for use with libreOffice,) as well as a PDF file (for viewing in a browser such as chrome or firefox.)

I will also include some pngs taken straight from the book, as well as some Character references (These have been made just for this.)

And best of all, I'm putting ALL of this into the public domain for everyone to use! This includes the characters, the story, the pictures, and the entire book itself!

IS THERE ANY WARNINGS I SHOULD KNOW BEFORE GOING IN?

Yes, as I've said, this book contains a shit-ton of grammar errors, I think I might've tried to fix it at one point, but I don't know. 

Also IIRC, Bobbio watches an episode of the joy of painting with bob-ross (that show is obviously copyrighted / trademarked) so if you have anxiety over a lawsuit like me, you should come up with a parody version (Speed dreams with Rick Toes.) And oh yeah, I used a full ass stock image for one of the drawings (oops)

Also on a sidenote, I recommend listening to "Achievement" by the one and only Pilotredsun, as that's what I listened to during the creation of these books, You can listen to it on youtube or on bandcamp!

FINAL THOUGHTS?

Bobbio's Missing key was one of the first books that I ever written, and while the crust isn't that good, and some of the jokes made in it might be hard to understand, everything beyond the crust is wonderful in a weird kind of way.