Alter-Snort: Third Date

WARNING! THIS GAME CONTAINS FREQUENT IMAGES OF MEDIUM RARE STEAK, POSSIBLE FLASHING LIGHTS, LYING, A BUNCH OF PROFANITY, BEETHOVEN, AND ANTHROPOMORPHIC CHARACTERS. 

DO NOT PLAY IF YOU ARE NOT COMFORTABLE WITH THESE TOPICS!

Alter-Snort: Third date is another "sequel" to Alter-Snort, but this time, it's a top down adventure game meant to be played for around 5-10 minutes.

It's been a year or two since Mack's brutal takeover of the world failed, and things are better than ever for Snort, who's now married Max. 

But UH OH,  their anniversary is coming up!

Luckily, Snort made a reservation to one of the best, most fanciest restaurants money can buy, Papa T's Great steak!

Snort's only concern now is for Max to have a good time, but little does he know, his life is about to be altered, again...

Two-ish possible endings , five to ten minutes of total gameplay, NO combat, and Classical music.

Alter-Snort: Third date is the game you probably didn't expect to be made on April fools day, but here we are, you'll probably like it.

(if you really like them' rpgmaker games about depression)

THIS GAME CAN ONLY BE PLAYED ON WINDOWS AS FAR AS I CAN TELL.

(I don't own a mac or a Linux)